The long johns, the erection, and the cruise face
(Significant mentions of erections, plus a photo of a barely covered one, displayed with carnal intent — so not to everyone’s taste.) This morning’s ad from Daily Jocks offers extremely form-fitting...
View ArticleThe illusion of macrophallicity
(A posting about (among other things) big penises, gay porn, the male body, and man-man sex, so not for kids or the sexually modest.) It begins with an ad for last week’s 2021 Cyber Week sale from the...
View ArticleEnhanced phallicity
(All about things that are phalloid — penis-like — to one degree or in one way or another — with illustrations, though no actual human penises will appear here. But it’s clearly not to everyone’s...
View ArticleDioramas of Phallusia
More gay home decor, this time from the three penis-oriented dioramas in my bedroom, two of them incorporating recently acquired play figures with prominent dicks in places not provided in nature — see...
View ArticleCheeky Nishi
Two things about today. First, it’s Day 3 of the 12 Days of Commercial Christmas, celebrated on the Daily Jocks site with this vision of playfully phallic briefs (the Hot Dog pattern of Cheeky...
View ArticleEye charts
Yet another cartoon meme, the Eye Chart, with an instance in today’s Wayno/Piraro Bizarro, set in the fictive city of Metropolis: (#1) It’s a bird… It’s a plane… It’s Superman (If you’re puzzled by the...
View ArticleChristmas Eve mussels
Warning in advance: this posting will turn to discussions of genitals, mostly female, with symbolic and schematic representations, so it won’t be comfortable for everyone. But it starts with a culinary...
View ArticleRoyal Melchior
A day late for the occasion — Epiphany, 1/6, the Feast of the Magi (Caspar, Melchior, and Balthasar) — an occasion in which I have a personal onomastic stake, as Arnold Melchior Zwicky, named for my...
View ArticleThe Burne-Jones Adoration
More for the Epiphany season, following on a section on four artistic representations of the Adoration in my Epiphany posting “Commercial Christmas 2021: DJ’s third quarter”; and on my Epiphany Morrow...
View ArticleThe phallozoo
(Obviously not to the taste of the sexually modest.) Very brief note. At least for the moment, my phallozoo collection — a menagerie of plastic models of creatures, real and fabulous, with phallic...
View ArticleNews flash for antipodal penises
From Ann Burlingham (in snowy Pittsburgh) on Facebook this morning, this ice patch: (#1) AB: Late Friday sun. Jason [her husband, Australian-born, now a US citizen] says I have rearranged some things...
View ArticleThe portmanteau truck
(tiger – tiger – tiger, rather than rabbit- rabbit – rabbit) anticipating by a bit the new month tomorrow (February, holding the promise that — in the Northern Hemisphere — winter will in fact come to...
View ArticleAnnals of phallicity: lighthouse in sea storm
A card from Ann Burlingham (written 1/9/22), amended with a rainbow Z heading a fortune cookie fortune from my last Chinese take-out meal: (#1) Photo by Gary D. Moon, Tillamook Light in storm, Cannon...
View ArticleA crotchful of hotdogs in buns
From Steven Levine on Facebook yesterday, some J. Crew joke boxer shorts: (#1) Steven on Facebook: I was looking to pick up some new boxer shorts and came across this print of wiener dogs in wiener...
View ArticleVincent Price and his sushi at the Boulevard
Today’s Zippy strip has Griffy and Zippy inside the Boulevard Diner in Worcester MA while snow falls outside: (#1) The two men exchange opinions about their two favorite things, which are definitely...
View ArticleThe gumball aliens
Sunday’s (2/20) Bizarro strip, rich in symbols, references, and allusions (“semiotically dense”, as I’ve started to say): (#1) (If you’re puzzled by the odd symbols in the cartoon — Dan Piraro says...
View ArticleMagritte’s #9 Son
(Somewhat astonishingly, this is going to end up in over-the-line raunchy territory — not for kids or the sexually modest — with a celebration of a character who’s both a feminist and a dirty slut, who...
View ArticleThe construction workers that bloom in the spring, tra la
(It’s Tom of Finland time again, and this posting doesn’t shrink from the men’s sexual parts and man-man sexual acts that crowd ToF’s drawings, nor from street language for talking about these things,...
View ArticleA festival of the worst excesses of consumerism
The Iconsiam luxury shopping mall in Bangkok, which is both mind-bogglingly immense (like the Mall of America) and absurdly high-end (like the Stanford Shopping Center), so resembling South Coast Plaza...
View ArticleRiffs on squat
(There will, as the title tells you, be riffs on squat, well, on squat. Since I’m given to finding my material in louche and faggy places, there will be brief encounters with squat — short and thick,...
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