From Ann Burlingham (in snowy Pittsburgh) on Facebook this morning, this ice patch:
(#1)
AB: Late Friday sun. Jason [her husband, Australian-born, now a US citizen] says I have rearranged some things if I think that ice patch looks like Australia.
AZ: That’s a hung Oz — with a really big Tasmania.
For comparison: actual Australia:
(#2)
In celebration of #1, some occasional Aussie doggerel from my verseshop:
it’s Man Country down there
my Oz is hung
its Tasman juts out proudly
my Oz is young
it’s hard and jaunty
And that’s today’s News for Penises. In a flash.