Cellblock ephebe with a big package
(Underwear models doing their thing, seductively. Plus Michelangelo’s David and a naked Venus by Bouguereau. So not to everyone’s taste, but not over the line.) Today’s Daily Jocks ad (for the...
View ArticlePictographs for dogs
A Mark Stivers cartoon from 4/20/19 (first encountered in the Funny Times for May 2021): (#1) Dogs also can’t interpret pictographs, certainly not such abstract ones as the slash of prohibition, the NO...
View ArticlePhosphorus and Hesperus
(Folded into this posting there will be some discussion of male-male sexual acts, and paintings of these, so the posting isn’t suitable for kids or the sexually modest.) To greet the new month — Pride...
View ArticlePolitical rainbow
One more rainbow for the season, in my USPS mail yesterday: from Stanford QUESTer Ryan Tamares, wishing me Happy Pride Month, this LGBT Lives Matter postcard (with the “LGBT Lives Matter” legend...
View ArticleBetween the glutes
(Some male body parts, depicted and discussed in plain, but not raunchy, terms. So not squarely in the Sex Zone, but not tasteful either. Caution advised for kids and the sexually modest.) For me, it...
View ArticleIf you squint, you can see Switzerland
The last of my buzzcut photos: #5, in honor of Swiss National Day (August 1st), with occasion-appropriate t-shirt and athletic shorts: The wearied old professor, squinting into the sun in Ramona...
View ArticleFlying the flag of my people
The foreshadowing, from my 7/31 posting “If you squint, you can see Switzerland”: I have not celebrated Swiss National Day [August 1st] with any sort of Carnivalesque disorder, though I did decide to...
View Articletrouser trout
(It’s all about penises, with mildly raunchy playfulness in content and language, so not to everyone’s taste, but requiring (I think) no more warning than that.) A Dog Named Trouser. It begins with...
View ArticleJock Robin
(Jockstraps and plays on cock ‘male bird’ vs. ‘penis’, but no more than that.) A note from the annals of (homo)masculinity, inspired by this Cellblock 13 Tight End jockstrap in robin’s egg blue,...
View ArticleAnnals of phallicity: the Bezos rocket
(Well, the topic is phallicity, and there will be anatomical details — discussed with anatomical terminology rather than street language, but some might still find the posting edgy.) The story is a...
View ArticleClash of the titular Peppers
Today’s Wayno/Piraro Bizarro, a cartoon that would be totally incomprehensible without several pieces of pop-cultural knowledge: (#1) (If you’re puzzled by the odd symbols in the cartoon — Dan Piraro...
View ArticleFrom the culture desk: admirable words, admirable things
(Plain-spoken appreciative references to penises and fellatio, plus an extended and explicit man-on-man sex scene, so not appropriate for kids or the sexually modest.) Gastronomy, essays,...
View ArticleMy Lollicock has come home!
Lollicock, lollicock / Oh lolli lolli lolli (Look, this is going to be about startling pink dildos — but adorable! — and phallofellatial lollipop playfulness, in art and song, so it’s clearly not to...
View ArticleItems of gay decor
(References to penises but no depictions of them , even (alas) on plastic action figures. On the other hand, there’s a neon pink dildo, so readers might want to exercise their judgment.) My neon pink...
View ArticleCockateal crotches
(Male bodyparts, sex between men, visually right up against the line, so entirely unsuitable for kids and the sexually modest.) From yesterday’s “Materials for a blog”, reporting on my asking,...
View ArticlePowerfully eruptive, yet respectful of his anatomy
(Men’s underwear and its symbolic values, frank talk about male sexuality, but otherwise not over lines; use your judgment.) Powerfully eruptive, yet respectful of his anatomy: the vaunted twin virtues...
View ArticleBang!
(Men’s bodies and sex between men, sometimes in street language, so not for kids or the sexually modest) Back in July, I started a piece that combined the celebrations of the Fourth of July in my...
View ArticleThis day
This is the day. It’s the 2nd Monday of October: Indigenous Peoples’ Day / Columbus Day in the U.S.; and Thanksgiving in Canada. And it’s October 11th: National Coming Out Day; and Jacques and Arnold’s...
View ArticleBriefs: Greg’s new shoes
This morning Greg Parkinson announced on Facebook that, needing comfy house shoes, he’d gotten these: (#1) There’s a song for that: The Banana Boy Song Banana boy very pretty And his banana is sweet;...
View ArticleDick Dino decor
(Well, yes, penis-simulacra heavy on the ground, so unwelcome to some eyes, though it’s all pretty silly. But there’s the warning.) It started with this dickosaurus photo from Aric Olnes: (#1) Cross a...
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