Double male proficiency
Pinterest regularly shows me boards on all sorts of interesting topics. Today’s find: “sleeve tattoos for guys”, with astonishing intricate tattoos covering much or all of an arm, or an arm with an...
View ArticleThe news for penises: hot dogs for 5, carrots for 2
Anahad O’Connor in an NYT Science Times story on the 8th, with this arresting graphic, a little festival of food phallicity: “The Not-Now Diet: Intermittent fasting is gaining support among scientists...
View ArticleThe news for penises: a flower garden
Ok, you never promised him a rose garden, but maybe you can give him a penis garden. From RJP, this fine throw pillow, on sale at a web gift site (for $28.90): RJP says it would make excellent...
View ArticleBack to Braunschweig
Yesterday we went to a diner in Brunswick ME, rolled a few Brunswick bowling balls, looked in on the province of New Brunswick in Canada and various American places named (New) Brunswick, and had a...
View ArticleFrom the groaner annals
The cover of the New Yorker for 4/4/16: Getting ball park franks on board the plane. Cover by Jaime Hernandez, with the title (groan) “Bun Voyage” (bun – bon). From “Cover Story: Jaime Hernandez’s “Bun...
View ArticleThe knitwear news for penises
From Aric Olnes, a link to this entertainment on the Dangerous Minds site: “‘Sexy’ Knitted Elephant and Snake Underwear for Men” by Tara McGinley 4/13/16 (intended for a woman to give her man, but of...
View ArticleMeet the Wieners, stampeding in buns
The news for penises: dachshunds and hot dogs, in a festival of phallicity. From AdWeek back on 2/1/16, a delightful story, “Heinz Releases the (Adorable) Hounds in This Hilarious Super Bowl...
View Article70s Cleaverwear
Following up on my posting of the 14th on men’s knitwear with elephant-trunk and snake appendages — apparently intended as underwear but easily interpretable as soft codpieces — Arne Adolfsen posted on...
View ArticleBriefly: bloodletting
From Mike McKinley, who reports that he is currently studying with noted Mayanist David Stuart at Texas – Austin, on the San Bartolo Murals, which he says have images of men doing bloodletting on their...
View ArticleThe news for penises, snickerboy edition
Premiering on TBS on the 11th, with the pilot and an episode “The Hotel”: the comedy series The Detour: The principals: Jason Jones as Nate (the father), Natalie Zea as Robin (the mother), Ashley...
View ArticleThe gigantic metaphor
Today’s Zippy, with a gigantic metaphor wheeling on the streets: The Wienermobile is, of course, a real thing, considered on this blog in a 8/11/12 posting “Annals of phallicity: Wienermobile, banana...
View ArticleMint, Flint, Slate, Brick
From Daily Jocks on the 28th, an Obviously AnatoMAX man, with a caption of mine: He scrutinized himself pitilessly in the Mirror, as a piece of meat to feed the Hot guys – Was his hairstyle Trendy...
View ArticleThe news for (big) penises
(The header tells the story. The X-rated images are on AZBlogX today, in “It was a dark and stocky cock” (here) and “Patrick Fillion” (here). But there will be some plain talk in this posting, so it’s...
View ArticleThe knotted gun
(art and twisted phallicity) From the NYT on the 5th, “Carl Fredrik Reutersward, Known for Knotted-Gun Sculpture, Dies at 81” (by Daniel E. Slotnik): Carl Fredrik Reutersward with his sculpture...
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(About masturbation and its accompanying vocabulary, so probably not for kids or the sexually modest.) The news for penises: the occasion is (International) Masturbation Month (the merry month of May),...
View ArticleTwo extravagant mani-corns
(Unicorns are of course phallic symbols. But there’s more here.) The first Facebook query came from Melinda Shore, who hoped I’d be able to identify the heavily muscled model in this campy purply-pink...
View ArticleOld fashioned Super Duck
Today’s Zippy brings modern comics fans back to 1955 and good old-fashioned Super Duck: (#1) The contrast here is between the conventions and content of American comics in their classic period and...
View ArticleMale art: two views
(Despite the topic, the content of this posting is decorous.) (Important proviso: in order to make the two books under discussion here comparable, I’ve focused entirely on male homosexuality. But the...
View ArticleThe evolution of woman
Via Elizabeth Daingerfield Zwicky, this Evolution of Woman cartoon from the Tainted Lips Tumblr account of a young woman named Tupa: The drawing plays on the widespread use of flowers (as vaginal...
View ArticleHo Ho trees, Ho Ho logs
Today’s Zippy takes us to the Hostess Snack Forest, where we can stand in awe of the giant chocolate cylinders filled with white creamy delight: (#1) Let’s just register the impressive phallicity of...
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