Hillary’s emoji
The cover of the March 30th New Yorker, “Clinton’s Emoji” by Barry Blitt: From the cover story by Mina Kaneko and Françoise Muhly: “Where would we be without emoticons, emoji, and sideways winky faces...
View ArticleStill more news for penises
In previous instalments: “The news for penises” of 9/14/11; and “More news for penises” of 4/23/13. And now another bundle of stories: on the first successful penis transplant; on the Banana Bunker, a...
View ArticleMovies and tv: Doug McClure
(Beginning with this posting, a series of postings, some loosely connected to one another, on movies and tv shows and actors in them. Minimal linguistic content.) On handsome actor Doug McClure, whose...
View ArticleLamb ham and the seder plate
Today is Good Friday (on the Christian calendar) and, starting at sundown, the first day of Passover (on the Jewish calendar). A day for symbolic food. Lamb ham. From the NPR blogs on the 31st, “The...
View ArticleBig and Small
It started with an image passed on to me by Mike McKinley, of two young, lean buddies displaying their penises (at some sort of public event — it’s a puzzling picture): one small, the other about twice...
View ArticleMagnum
Just went past me on television: an ad for Magnum Ice Cream Bars: (#1) (from the Magnum Ice Cream site; “Magnum Ice Cream Bars are made with creamy Ice Cream and Belgian Chocolate”). The bars are big...
View ArticleAnnals of phallic reference: a real fireman’s nozzle
Caught in a tv commercial this morning, for the Mighty Blaster Fireman’s Nozzle (“as seen on TV”). From the copy: Mighty Blaster Fireman’s Nozzle is the first-ever household sprayer with the power and...
View ArticleConversation with the Muffman
Today’s Zippy, with another roadside fiberglass icon: (#1) There’s a Wikipedia article on Muffler Men, roadside fiberglass figures originally serving as commercial icons, usually holding a sample of...
View ArticleA blogging puzzle
Recently I got a comment on a posting of a Bizarro cartoon (“Dinosaur connoisseur”), wondering why I hadn’t commented on the space alien and the stick of dynamite in it, and I explained — as I had a...
View ArticleHatch NM
Today’s Zippy takes us to Hatch NM, which is famous for two things: green chiles and giant fiberglass figures: (#1) The two are packaged together in this remarkable artifact: (#2) The current Wikipedia...
View ArticleSymbolic Bizarro
Today’s Bizarro: A gently silly cartoon — how did they know it came from outer space? — which I post here mostly because it has so many of Don Piraro’s secret symbols in it. Ten by his count. On the...
View ArticleAnnals of advertising: patriotism, sex, and overwhelming mouthfuls of food
It burst recently (with actual fireworks) onto the American fast-food scene: the Most American Thickburger from Carl’s Jr. / Hardees: This clip doesn’t include the final tag, “Because America, that’s...
View ArticleScreaming for ice cream
On the front page of the July 2015 Funny Times, this cartoon by Mary Lawton: (#1) The visuals: a parody of Munch’s The Scream, in and around an ice cream truck. The text: the song/chant “I Scream, You...
View ArticleThe news for penises, including accidental ones
First, a little more on sexual tube steak. Then a couple images of accidental penises. Tube steak. First to reminisce. From a 8/28/12 posting on “Gidget and her friends”: [Tubesteak Tracy:] a reference...
View ArticleThe news for penises, Norwegian edition
Passed on by Chris Hansen on Facebook, this story of 6/23 from thelocal.no (“Norway’s news in English”), “Is this the worst summer job ever?”: A nineteen-year-old in Norway has been hired by a sexual...
View ArticleAn ebook
A cute pun and, with it, a use of the symbol @ in advertising: A book in the shape of the letter E, not an electronic book (eBook, e-Book, e-book, ebook). Plus the attention-grabbing L@@K, now used on...
View ArticleEmbrace of the televised penis
American television has long been penis-averse, even on cable and web shows, where there’s no reason for this shyness — and this in a country that provides a mind-boggling amount of visual porn,...
View ArticleOutrageous art
Another discovery on my desktop, from who knows how long ago: a poster designed for the original album release (1985) of the Dead Kennedys Frankenchrist, a display of penises and vulvas, which of...
View ArticleJeri Ryan and Luke Perry and more
I realize I should be out storming prisons today, but I seem to be caught up in actorly stuff again, so no Bastille action and also very little about language. In the past few days, it seems that every...
View ArticleZippy and the Icon at the Bluebonnet
Today’s Zippy, which leads in several directions: (#1) Zippy at the Bluebonnet Diner in Northampton MA, trading warning signs at the counter with an icon representing a (generic) person. Stuff here:...
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