Puer mingens at the Prenup Pub
(warning: packed with allusions to, and sculptures of, playful cherubic penises, so subject to both the Art and the Infant exemptions from the X-rating of human penises (even those — or, maybe,...
View ArticleAuguries in a diner
Another brief posting. And yes, I am not dead yet, and my second breakfast — sriracha-spicy soy-salty Singapore-style rice noodles (which has shrimps and chunks of ham in it) with sliced mushrooms and...
View ArticleThe Introversion Star
From Max Vasilatos on Facebook yesterday, her report of a 9-pointed star (you don’t see a lot of them) in a notice for a meeting (the details of which are not relevant here): octagrams with rewards for...
View ArticleThe dinner art installation
Assembled yesterday morning, on the teak coffee table in the living-room area of my condo, an art installation that doubles as a dinner-table setting. Some of the elements in this composition are...
View ArticleRainbow, locked and loaded
A brief amusement for Pride Month, from Aric Olnes on Facebook yesterday (SF Pride, which I missed by being really sick): Aric says: Happy Pride 2023: Sending you a picture of our dear SF go-go Dancer...
View ArticleComes in /perz/
A very much not-dead-yet posting to hold this space while I cope with an avalanche of posting material, plus my suddenly much improved medical condition (which is totally exhilarating). In any case, an...
View ArticleThe news for penises: the Penuma
(Well, yes, it’s all about penises — with photos, but not of penises, and some plain talk in street language — so not to everyone’s taste, and you should take that into account.) The background, from...
View ArticleBetter flags through design
In the Economist 7/1/23 issue (on-line 6//29): in print: “Raising the standard: How to avoid having an embarrassing emblem”; on-line: “How to design better flags: Some tips to avoid having an...
View ArticleMonday male photography: Vallantiro14
(Images of the male body as sexual object, with discussion of male genitals and man-on-man sex in street language, so not suitable for kids or the sexually modest) Beginning the new week with some racy...
View ArticleA Daily Jocks flash offer
(A male model in nothing but totally revealing cotton briefs, mention of penises and stud hustling, so not suitable for kids or the sexually modest.) A Daily Jocks sale ad that came in my e-mail...
View ArticleThe final, even more flagrant, day of the DJ flash offer
(Hot underwear model with his ample junk flagrantly displayed, discussion of male bodies and stud hustling — not for kids or the sexually modest.) The previous, way flagrant, flash offer e-mail from...
View ArticleAutomotive mimesis
On my posting earlier today, “The Bulldog Café, a lost monument of mimetic architecture”, this comment by Robert Southwick Richmond: Mimetic vehicle design. Chicken Dinner candy bars were on the market...
View ArticleAnnals of Dutch phallicity
(This posting starts out merely being racily suggestive, but then I diverge into cheerleading for smaller penises and cataloguing the pleasures of fellatio, so it turns into something unsuitable for...
View ArticleYou put it in your mouth and suck on it
Another chapter in the annals of phallicity. From Owen Campbell on Facebook yesterday: (#1) Owen sucking on an Otter Pop Owen’s comment: At my job, teenagers deliver freezies [AZ: freezies ‘Otter...
View ArticleNo more bunny helmets
Dan Piraro’s Bizarro from Sunday 7/30, in which Vikings with bunny-eared helmets demand horned helmets: (#1) No more eating grasses, it’s time for Viking pillaging and plundering in an appropriately...
View ArticleWildplassen
From Steven Levine, reporting from Amsterdam, on Facebook this morning: If you have time to learn only one Dutch word, I’d say wildplassen makes an excellent candidate. (#1) Du wildplassen ‘wild...
View ArticleThe peapod pendant
Georgia Morgan (now retired from linguistics in Brattleboro VT, where she creates and sells amazing jewelry) on Facebook on 8/3: — GM: I will be at the Brattleboro Area Farmers’ Market this Saturday in...
View ArticleThe sea captain figure fantasizes in Cambridge MA
Today’s Zippy strip takes us to the Summer Shack seafood restaurant at 149 Alewife Brook Parkway, Cambridge MA 02140: (#1) The sea captain figure fantasizes about his Easter Island ancestry: Massive...
View ArticleCrotch pong
(Intimate talk about male bodies, mostly mine, in plain terms, though not so racy as to ban kids — but I will freely use the vernacular noun and verb piss, nouns dick and balls. In any case, some...
View ArticleThe cuke protrusion
The weekend winner in the phallic vegetable competition; all cucumbers are phallic, but this one takes cuke phallicity to a new level. From Kristin Landis Lowry on Facebook yesterday, reporting from...
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